I haven't done this in a while! But I might just get back to it.
After all, how hard can it be to steal online images and pass them as my own?
Need to call in late for work? Try these lines.
Reading on Facebook that you missed your train, again, is NOT important. Really.
I just don't want to be associated with lousy ἔρως (eros)!
Oh! Someday I will mate again and create a
Mini-me just like her!
For all of you who keep asking me,
"are you busy?" when I'm reading.
Definitely not me! But I do know people who deserve a mugshot!