Saturday, February 9, 2013

Thank God It's Friday

Yes, it's been a while. But better late than never, right?

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps

At a local cafe, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
“The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!”

An old granny overheard and spoke up, “Honey, if that’s all you want, get a TV!”