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Friday, September 7, 2012

Thank God It's Friday!


TEACHER: Who is your favorite author?
PUPIL: George Washington.
TEACHER: But George Washington never wrote any books.
PUPIL: You got it.

LIBRARIAN: Why don't you take home a Dr. Seuss?
PUPIL: I didn't know he made house calls.

TEACHER: How many books have you read in your lifetime?
PUPIL: I don't know. I'm not dead yet.
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1 comments:

  1. Oh, this post just made my day! Those are some awesome jokes there. :D

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